Written By Brock Eastman
brock@vwmagazine.com, Sept 1998
I recieved this picture by Email from a Current AOL User who remains
to be anonymous
who says the aliens stole his bug, and the government helped them do
it!
Here at Brock's Volkswagen Magazine Online, we recieved hundreds of emails per month. Once in a while we will come across something Extremely Wacky, or Strange. This month we came across something really strange. It is so strange that we decided to have a whole new section, the "VW FILES." I know you are all thinking that this is a bunch of garbage, and that some Extreme X-FILES FAN sent in the picture, and that we manipulated it..yada yada yada. We were told by the anonymous AOL user who sent us the picture that he was sleeping in his bedroom, when he heard his volkswagen started, and it woke up the rest of the neighborhood, including himself. So he ran out of his room buck-naked and chased his beloved VW down the street. At this time, the bug was way ahead of him.
Later that week, he said that one of his friends saw him driving it down the street at 7a.m., 2 days after the bug was stolen. He said a law enforcement official was driving it...he saw the FBI badge. He was determined to find out the truth about his bug....so he looked everywhere. He went out to the "Crossroads", an area where he partied with his friends in his younger years, and knew of all the little secret areas. He was walking by the pond, and the pond looked awful slimy. It was kind of odd to say the least, but this is the VW FILES REMEMBER! So he looked a little deeper, and he saw an alien sitting in his bug! This is when he got the camera out for a shot at this. He said the bug was on it's side, and someone must have rolled it in there. He went home to get law enforcement, but by the time he was home....the bug was gone. The Aliens had flown away in their little spaceship, with his beloved bug in it. SO SAD. He said if he had to do it all over again, he would put an alarm system in it. At least they couldent drive it away in that case.
Whatabunchabs. I hope you enjoyed it and thought it was funny. I hope you visit this section again. Was it stupid? Or was it as lamer than the X-FILES? At least Moulder and Scully weren't picking their nose in this one. Email me and let me know.
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